Have some fun with these golfing termsGolfing TermsYou may not know it, but I have been very busy over the last couple of months putting my thoughts and ideas together into a book. I am very proud of the results and, in order to market the publication, I am asking friends and family to assist. The book is on golfing terms... I believe it gives the reader valuable playing tips and insider information that I have gained through my years of experience Highlights include Chapter 1 - How to Properly Line Up Your Fourth Putt Chapter 2 - How to Hit a Maxfli from the Rough When You Hit a Titleist from the Tee Chapter 3 - How to Avoid the Water When You Lie 8 in a Bunker (also see Chapter 8 ) Chapter 4 - How to Get More Distance off the Shank Chapter 5 - When to Give the Greenkeeper the Finger Chapter 6 - Using Your Shadow on the Greens to Maximize Earnings Chapter 7 - When to Implement Handicap Management Chapter 8 - Proper Excuses for Drinking Whisky Before 9:00 a.m. Chapter 9 - How to Find That Ball That Everyone Else Saw Go in the Water Chapter 10- How to Relax When You Are Hitting Five off the Tee Chapter 11- When to Suggest Major Swing Corrections to Your Opponent Chapter 12- When to Re-grip Your Ball Retriever Also includes the GOLFing terms:- A Diego Maradonna - a very nasty 5 footer A Salman Rushdie - an impossible read A Rio Ferdinand - lipped out A Rock Hudson - thought it was straight, but it wasn't A Cuban - needs one more revolution An Elton John - a big bender that lips the rim An Adolf Hitler - two shots in the bunker A Yasser Arafat - ugly and in the sandA Kate Winslett - a bit fat but otherwise perfect A Kate Moss - bit thin A Gerry Adams - playing a provisional A Rodney King - over-clubbed An O. J. Simpson - got away with it A Princess Grace - should have taken a driver A Princess Di - shouldn't have taken a driver An elephant's arse - high and ****ty A condom - safe but didn't feel real good A circus tent - a BIG top An Anna Kournikova - looks great, but unlikely to get a result A Vinnie Jones - nasty kick when you're not expecting it A Ryanair - flies well but lands a long way from the target A sister-in-law - up there but I know I shouldn't be
And our own favourite
A Sally Gunnell - bloody awful looking, but a good runner You can read more golfing terms here New! CommentsHave your say about what you just read! Leave me a comment in the box below. |
