Oh Darling, its so nice to speak to you by: Posh English Gentleman
Forthwith i must hereby declare that whilst i would never be so bold as to disagree with your goodself, nay in fact would defend your right to speak thus, i must call you to account for your dislike of her majesty's tongue.
Surely you must be of a mind wherein on at least some occassions, you feel reassured by our unruffled timbre.
And towit, from the position of our mutual love of the game of golf, surely you must agree Madame, that the absence of the rolling burr in the Queen's English, indeed sets it apart and makes itself useful where calm and serenity be the order of the day. Indeed i would protest that this would be the case amongst all opinions of the English pronunciation, whither they be of agreeable or disagreeable variety.
What say you me Lady?
